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Everything that happens will happen today

Emma Lee has been cheating on Elvis. The last few weeks she’s been dreaming about another, a man in a white linen suit. He’s lanky and wrinkled, casual and always happy to see her. Each night, she tries to quell her nervous, assuage the butterflies with a chant of “down, buddy, down.” He’s always coming towards her with a smile and a calloused hand stuck out, treading  across  wide, old hardwood floors in nice shoes. She sense they are in a downtown loft, but the walls are different each time, as are the chairs–wicker one day, Knoll the next. He’s not with his guitar and she not with her resume; theirs is an exchange of mutual interest and quiet excitement.

Today, she got a postcard from Elvis in Hawaii and the news that the man in the white linen suit would not be hers. The flip, the flop, she is back to the familiar territory of square one.

Elvis welcomes her back with open arms, and puts her to bed. Falling asleep, she wonders what will happen tomorrow.

Elvis is listo.

With temperatures dipping, a new writing desk, and a solid vacation under his belt, there’s only one thing left to do: write the damn book(s). Elvis and Emma Lee are making plans to hole up for the and pound out the page count.
Wish him luck

Kalifornia Kulture: the wrap up, part deux

The reason Emma Lee and Elvis live in Brooklyn, is, in short, paint. Sure, there’s plenty other reasons to call New York home… friends, a pretty decent writing gig, East River State Park, running to the Hudson early in the morning, sculpture and the constant possibility that Something Magnificent Will Happen Any Minute… but really, painting brought Emma Lee to Brooklyn in the first place (a gig at the Metropolitan), and it has kept them here.

So what’s doing in California? If painting were out of the equation, she could be living somewhere as far flung as Uptown Port Townsend right now, definetely within spitting of the Pacific. But art and culture do matter these days, so Emma Lee and Elvis went scouting on their trip out west to see what’s doing in San Fransicso. Here’s what they found.

The New Acadmey of Sciences, across the street from their dear DeYoung. It was overrun with six year olds (Elvis recommends knee pads and shin guards both), but the amazonian biosphere was splendid, as was the green green roof. The scuba diver was exciting, and the penguin demo adorable, but the underground aquarium had already sprung a leak and made all parties want to breath into a paper bag.

The manta ray the CAS touted wasn’t near as cool as the one that Elvis, Emma Lee and the Little FIsh saw a few days later at the Albany Bowl. Nature in Nature! Or rather, Nature eating the slime off a pile of earthquake-refuse-cum-peninsula dotted with a varietal of all-but-burned effigies that reminded Elvis of Burning Man, man.

Speaking of art made of trash, the best stuff Elvis saw at the gallery buidling at 49 Geary was on the second floor, the Jeremy Mora show at Mark Wolfe Contemporary. It was a step away from Isaac Brock’s tiny cities made of ashes…little paper homes, perched precarious atop on rocky outcrops of Styrofoam and assorted crap. In gallery light, the hard wax still looked slick, threatening like some paraffin mud slide to return the tiny TIms —and us with them—to the muck that the tiny structures had risen above. It’s more than minitature that made Mora enjoyable, his humor made them right, warts and all. The glitter and gold helped.


Elvis visited SFMoMA and the Bay Area Now 5 at Yerba Buena. At both institutions, his stocks stayed firmly around his ankles, his laces tightly knotted. Just around the corner, however, Elvis just about lost his shit for the Xanadu Foundation. The international folk art gallery is fine and good, but it is housed in the original Morris Gift Shop, the 1948 Frank Lloyd Write building that followed its big brother Guggenheim into a spiral-ramped, circle-windowed world of architectural goodness.

The verdict? LACMA is an hour twenty away by plane, and had enough of the paint that Elvis thought he could find his art fix out west. But in the meantime, he’s going to go to an architectural league lecture tonight, the editions/art book fair this weekend. He’s going to dress up as a great white shark for Halloween, check out the Montebello tribute show, and be thankful that he lives in Brooklyn.

Elvis’s California wrap-up, part 1: NATURE

A week back from the Left Coast, Elvis finally had time to edit some pics from California. A few highlights, arranged under the subheads of nature and culture. A third, important bullet would be “friends”–Emma Lee has been losing a long, slow war of friend attrition to the Bay Area–but none seemed keen to be photoged with Elvis. Still, a shout out for hospitality to Diana Ross, the Little Fish (and birthday beau), Dr. Faye, Rockie, Dan the Man, and Senator Murphy (Dem-LA). Elvis misses them like whoa.

NATURE

The Little Fish, Dr. Lil, Elvis and Emma Lee loaded up the biodiesel Benz and drove up to Point Reyes their first day in town. It was too windy for the lighthouse (it’s the windiest place on the west coast, the day’s winds were sustained at 48, gusts to 63 mph), but they drove to the point anyway. Note the deer below (Elvis didn’t want to get too close, lest he scare the perilously perched critter):

On the other hand, Elvis had no qualms about scaring the cows on Ranch B, one of the 150 year old steads on the way out to the point:

There were some in-city sights as well. One day, while friends were working/studying/getting sued, Elvis walked the entire Bay trail, from the Embarcadero to the Golden Gate Bridge. He stopped for a nice view of Alcatraz:

He made it all the way to Crissy Field and Fort Point (?), and snapped the below pick of the beloved Golden, before getting plenty lost in the Presido. With the help of Rockie and a SF municipal bus, he made it out in one piece with only a little panic.

It was a week after Pt. Reyes that they went hiking again (in between: a jog to the ocean and plenty of culture), but Elvis closed his trip with a hike on Mt. Tam:

Things sure are pretty there.

Part 2, Culture, TK.

Elvis considers the role of nature in his daily life

Yesterday, Elvis and Emma Lee climbed Mt. Vesuvius Corrected with their aunts. Wedged somewhere between Ft. Detrick and Camp David in western MD, the leafy slope made him question why he spends so much time in Brooklyn and other major urban centers. Trees are wonderful, truly wonderful.

Elvis’s culinary round up

Elvis prefers Brooklyn four nights out of five, but in recent weeks he’s been venturing across the East River for comestibles.

One of his recent meals was at an old fave: Freeman’s. At the tail end of Freeman Alley on the LES, the joint specializes in, well, taxidermy. That’s not a fair assessment—the food is far fresher than the meat on the walls—but the brief menu offers a well-curated selection of dressed up Americana that makes you feel glad that someone else is nostalgic for macaroni and cheese. Fortunately, that someone also understands the joy of innovation. Namely, fava beans.

The second honey-pie was the much-lauded-but-never-visited-until-this-monday Momofuku. There’s a reason for the hype, it’s called the pork dumpling. Plus, they started the E.Vill’s Ramen Renaissance before getting laying their well-cracked eggs down the way at Ssam and  Ko.  Hot soup? Unidentifiably delicious meat? Good to know about now that the weather turned the ugly corner onto Cold Avenue.

Closer to home, Elvis can’t go wrong at the new Mexican street food joint La Superior. It’s shelling out tiny tacos for lunch and dinner seven days a week on Berry and S 2ND, and the king of rock and roll has been making steady progress down the menu (get the shrimp! get the shrimp!). Go now, go later, just go…and bring your own six’er. You’ll see Emma Lee and Elvis raising a teacup  full of tequila once a week.

Elvis goes to see Cecily Brown; meets Larry G.’s security

It took Elvis and Emma Lee four months of eight-pages-before-bed to get through Mark Stevens and Annalyn Swan’s award-winning biography of Willem de Kooning, but after sleeping with Dutchman through most of the spring (they made room in their queen-size bed for the 600-page tome), Elvis feels like he has a better understanding of that particular kind of abstraction that blends forward and back, figure and landscape, bright and mud onto one canvas. De Kooning, after all, made that particular vernacular of AbEx famous in his fleshy, torn up women and his melting Long Island landscapes.

So, he was excited to walk into Cecily Brown’s exhibition at Gagosian’s W. 24th Street location last night. Immediately, Elvis threw back his cape and shouted “uh uh huh!” at the giant, leafy green canvas that introduces the sprawling gallery show. A lot of Brown’s earlier work relied more on fractured figures, but these were landscapes, fields and swamps and cities that loomed big over the glammed up Chelsea crowd.

There’s no doubt Brown is a painter’s painter; her full-to-the-hilt canvases use palattes the size of a city block to dodge in and out and around a particular color. They are not approaching monochrome in the literal sense, but each one has its dominant color, be it green, white, blue, or in the case of the gallery’s north-western-most room, fleshtone. (Here lies the first problem of the exhibition; in a show as profoundly large as CB’s, to have “one of each” in so many hues makes Elvis start thinking nasty thoughts about which would look best above the couch.)

The work more than nodded to earlyish late De Kooning; bold, bright landscapes with figures hidden in plain view. Some of them were torn apart and plastered in direct quotation of Willem; while more often Brown’s paintings were populated with tiny friends: little noses and the two quick lines of a mouth tucked above a bright line of color; a dollop that could have been just a dollop but could maybe also be a head.

Elvis could have searched all night for the little arms and legs of figuration, but it would have been futile. The full-up picture-plane, the swirling colors that bounced between muddled thickets and bright punches of direct light, the occasional calm swath of blue or white expanses (water? sky?) were much more intoxicating. Chuck Close’s wheelchair was also mesmerizing (it made the Segway look like a wheelbarrow).

The good news is her paintings are beautiful. But Elvis, who went with Emma Lee and the Porcelain Rose, limped back to the 8th Avenue Line with a heavy heart. Why? In part, it was because he’d been asked to leave by Larry’s blue-coated squadron (the only other guest to get the honor was the spacesuited hobo; hence the off-kilter pic, snapped on his way out). But more than the early exit, Elvis felt something was missing from the dense canvases: adventure.

Brown’s a Brit that’s been showing in NYC for a decade plus, first at Deitch, when she was a mere pip of a thing at 28, and since 2000 with Larry and his cold-shouldered crew. The work was smart, once or perhaps even three times, but at a certain point in the gargantuan show it became so tightly done it turned safe, toeing the line of blue-chip droll. Brown’s triumph, and in Elvis’s humble opinion, her potential downfall, is that she is caged into her fortunate circumstance. A young, British lady artist, she was at right place, at the right time, with the right dealer (s). You could predict her exact arrival by looking at the plots on a scattergram (a cluster around the legacy of the Ab Ex, the emerging rabid love of YBA, and the decline of Schnabel et al). She came up when the artworld was ready for another dose of abstract meditation; it was not lost on anyone that De Kooning could have been her grandfather, nor that her work was just young and edgy and feminine enough to be intoxicating. She inserted herself into a niche that, historically couldn’t have come a moment earlier, pissed on her fire extinguisher, staked her flag, and started painting. A decade later, she’s gotten everything a (still) young artist could ask for; but one of these days she must start asking herself the question the Porcelain Rose asked as the trio rumbled underground to Houston: What next? What now?

Elvis takes a request from the audience, a pretty necklace, and ghosts

Over what was possibly the year’s last Pimm’s Cup, Emma Lee fielded a request for a charcoal Elvis. See above left.

Above right, is a rendering of  ersatz necklace made of bones and beads that Emma Lee encountered last night. It was fairly tremendous in size and ambition, hanging spread between clavicles and down past the sternum of a nice boy from Gainsville, FLA. Emma Lee found the piece and its owner after leaving Coco66 too late last night. Within a block (towards the deep desolation of Kent) she heard a pingpingpingping that could have been a gun, firecrackers, or a determined drummer. Spooked, the lady found herself being trailed by a pack of goodspirited boys, one of whom is the aforementioned owner of the breastplate. She slowed her step, smiled a smile, and convinced the gentlemen to walk her out of the waterfront warehouse district and in the general direction of civilization. In retrospect, there was a good chance that Emma Lee’s ensemble was just as bizarrely captivating: she stepped out in her brand new Hokusai-tapestry-turned-slip-dress dress. More on that TK, but moral of the story is Emma Lee got home safe sound and single.

Also, Emma Lee set a personal record for number of ghosts seen in twentyfour hours. At Zach’s birthday, she mentioned the uncannyness to her friend JB.

Emma Lee: I saw four ghosts today.

JB: What does that mean? What are ghosts?

Emma Lee: Apparitions, and boys I deleted from my phone.

JB: Oh. That’s nothing. I don’t have ghosts, I have Poltergeist.

Emma Lee: Oh. What does that mean?

JB: It means that they come into my house and shake the doorknobs.

Emma Lee: You’re right, that’s worse.

JB: Yep. Count your lucky.

[pause to sip of beer]

Emma Lee: That was a scary movie.

JB: You’re telling me.

Elvis sends in the clowns, brings in the funk

Last night, Williamsburg’s own Metropolitan Avenue offered a potpouri platter of fun. First, a gaggle of friends crammed into Brick theater (not much larger than a clown car) for the NY Clown Theater Festival.

They saw Manifesto! by the Jaster family troupe. It was full of dada, some silk curtains, and a lot of white face paint. Great, great, great.

The beerpizza at Alligator, before a good set by Fro at Black Betty’s regular Thursday night, What is Soul?. The weekly get-down made Emma Lee and Elvis miss their baritone saxophone, and shake it just a little. Between BB’s big pours and a really good playlist, they’ll be back.

Elvis almost dreams of Democracy in America

Last night, Elvis and Emma Lee went to the volunteer orientation for Creative Time’s Democracy in America. It’s going to be at the Park Avenue Armory Sept 21 to 27. After curator Nato’s spirited pitch, Elvis is real excited, and so is a lot of New York: it was on “morning edition” when Elvis turned on WNYC this morning as the featured political art project of the fall. To hear about it at nightfall and dawn was almost like he’d never stopped thinking about the public art organization’s future Convergence Center all through the night–although in truth, he’d read a bunch of the eternal Michener, eaten a cupcake with Bre, talked about Prada models in Iowa, and thought about oral history of Israeli Women of Acheivement.

That funny feeling of DIA being everywhere, even sneaking into the middle of the night, reminded Elvis of that dream he had a few months back about the Waterfalls before the Waterfalls were The Waterfalls, and they were just a bunch of PVC pipes laying in wait under the Brooklyn Bridge. It was such a great dream that it took Elvis two months to actually go see the East River Olafur Eliason installation. When he did he decided he liked his dream version of the public art project more.

But Elvis doesn’t remember any dreams of the Convergence Center from last night, or any night before that. So he’ll just have to go see it in the flesh. Unless, of course, over sometime in the next ten days he manages to dream up a better installation art project. It’s been known to happen. Just last week Elvis had a dream about an installation piece that was like a barbershop but full of foam skeletons, red resin and chocolate-colored wallpaper, paisley print. It was strange and quite wonderful.