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Everything that happens will happen today

Emma Lee has been cheating on Elvis. The last few weeks she’s been dreaming about another, a man in a white linen suit. He’s lanky and wrinkled, casual and always happy to see her. Each night, she tries to quell her nervous, assuage the butterflies with a chant of “down, buddy, down.” He’s always coming towards her with a smile and a calloused hand stuck out, treading  across  wide, old hardwood floors in nice shoes. She sense they are in a downtown loft, but the walls are different each time, as are the chairs–wicker one day, Knoll the next. He’s not with his guitar and she not with her resume; theirs is an exchange of mutual interest and quiet excitement.

Today, she got a postcard from Elvis in Hawaii and the news that the man in the white linen suit would not be hers. The flip, the flop, she is back to the familiar territory of square one.

Elvis welcomes her back with open arms, and puts her to bed. Falling asleep, she wonders what will happen tomorrow.

Elvis looks skeptically at Scandinavia

Remember the music lawyer? As any regular Brooklyn Elvis reader would know, Emma Lee and Elvis haven’t had any real man adventures since. Their self-imposed celibate summer ended a little earlier than the white shoe cut-off date of September 1—they went on their first date right after the GRE, with a well-intentioned Francophile Swede. Quickly enough, Elvis felt something was amiss, but the Swede’s earnest enthusiasm made it difficult to say “I’m just not into you.”

When Emma Lee tried to address it with a gentle “spark” issue, the polyglot professor turned the tables. Suddenly, he had a solid paragraph of why she was not well suited to him. He thinks she is immature (a different “filtering process”), but would make the sacrifice to give it a go, even though the idea of dating Emma Lee, or any American girl, gives him “a profound sense of doom.”

He knows how to flatter a girl.

A second suspicious Scandinavian took the guise of an Icelandic partygoer who was really interested in a particular brand of Norwegian vodka. And he had a box of said vodka. And he rubbed Emma Lee’s back within thirty seconds of walking into the very well-decorated loft (with DJ). Elvis knows she’s cute, but still…the dude’s enthusiasm for Emma Lee and the clear liquid made him think it may have been very niche-market product placement. Anyone who read that New Yorker fiction piece last year about the beautiful people marketing circuit will know exactly what Elvis is talking about.

They’re crafty, those neighbors of ours to the north.

Here is where the Elvis is… with the letter H.

As discussed since the earliest days of Brooklyn Elvis, he doesn’t leave the homestead all that much. He and Emma Lee have habituated themselves to a lifestyle that starts early, with a big cup of coffee to shake off the last minutes of sleep a more hale person might get. True, waking up to a kitchen timer is a heterdox alarm, but it is effective as all hell… No time for sleeping, there are books to write! With any hap, Elvis will have a good writing day. It is harder to perform in the summer, with August’s halcyon days shining outside. Oh, the sun harangues him so! In this way, Elvis cannot wait for the hibernal days of November. Then, the bluesky will not harry him for eight hours a day. The gray of November and December encourages hermetic behavior, when it is cold outside he can stay in until he becomes hoary with age, honing his prose for endless hours. Emma Lee minds his husbandry—making coffee at home, so as to save two dollars a day—a bit hegemonic, but then again, she knows Elvis’s isolation is in some large part hypocritical. After a day of hewing his prose in the kitchen, his hackles are up. And just like that, he’ll be back at it, running around Brooklyn with a song and smile.

Elvis wants to give you a table for four. “G”

Another installation of GRE vocab, this one coming on the heels of Emma Lee’s weekly hostessing gig at the Bear Bar and Grill.

The gadfly count was low today—just one table of guache dudes drinking gimlets. Seems as though all the kids were out gamboling today—there were way more of the four-feet-and-under set than usual, and the restaurant’s bloody mary sales suffered accordingly. The place draws more hamburglars than gourmands, but it’s a satisfying gustatory experience, more often than not. For her staff meal, Emma Lee had eggs benedict and honeydew.

What’s it like in the Bear’s Lair? The germane details of the job are mundane at best. There is an implicit gerontocracy in place—old people get tables first— followed by ladies with babies in their bellies, with babies at their side meritting a close third. (If questioned, this hierarchy would be gainsayed, of course.) Good looking hipsters—the more grandiloquent, the better—get seats near windows and doors, while the bar is full of men who alternate between garrulous and genuflect (over a beer, not a pew). The waitresses possess a certain amount of guile, and run the gamut from gamely to glib.

Elvis loves them E’s, and the best study break ever

After her extemporaneous encounter of her old beau, Emma Lee and Elvis continued towards the music academy. Past the effluvium of the butcher shop, whose front sidewalk reeks of emetics leaked days earlier, beyond the effete fellows (one of whom was wearing a commendable Shawn Kemp Sonics jersey) hanging out Zablowski’s open window, she crossed the street. Casting a glance at this week’s effrontery at AmApp, the pair found the Producers streetside. Extrinsic as it may have been, Emma Lee wanted a peach, so the quartet made an exiguous detour acquire said fruit. Organic white nectarines in hand, they made their way to the water and esconced themselves on the lawn. The euphony of Coldplay, endemic as they may be in most, if not all of the northern hemisphere, blasted away on some shoreside jukebox, and the bright sun evinced every notch on the Manhattan skyline. They watched the east river’s eddies swirl around the newest pier, ate fruit, drank seltzer, expatiated about San Sebastian and enjoyed the elysian environs. Emma Lee exalted the Basque country’s cuisine, and they discussed the high cost of erudition. Would their emoluments ever cover the costs?  One of the producers execrated her school’s administration, the other just shrugged at the price tag of his education.  He held no enmity for the school, he said, but then again, he was on a partial scholarship.
The only exceptionable aspect of the outing was that the equable afternoon had to end. They had eschewed responsibility for as long as they could, their expostulation to work had to end—as soon as they spent half an hour in the design shop, where someone purchased a lovely French press. Finally, the evanescent equanimity had to cease. Like so many expaiting monks, they retreated each to an apartment, and settled into the ennui of homework.

Elvis does the D’s

[Emma Lee's boss makes his first Elvis portrait]

This afternoon Emma Lee and Elvis got a call from the Producer. He was hanging out with another producer, and just a few blocks away (see the letter E for more on the adventures with The Producers). With dispatch, Emma Lee gathered her things and headed for the Academy. On her way, she descried her old flame, one Burning Man, out on a desultory romp with a band of buddies. The demure crowd was strolling down one of the burg’s more desolate steets. She did not demur at sight of her ex, but rather crossed straightway to her droll buddy. The debonair fellow has always been dauntless, he announced her arrival to his friends—and to all the denizens within two city blocks—with a shout, as if the denotation were some sort of demotic pronouncement. Shortly thereafter, the rest of the crowd dissembled disinterest by dropping, as leaves do from a deciduous tree, from the conversation. The decollete-clad ladies reassembled down the block until the old couple’s reunion was complete.
There was no dearth of compliments exchanged between the two, their conversation devolved from disquisition about each one’s whereabouts to a minutes-long bear hug with dialectical dulcets exchanged ear-to-ear. The Burning man offered to buy Emma Lee and Elvis a drink after her exam; when Emma Lee questioned whether the teetotaler disapprobation of alcohol still stood he opted for deference. Apparently, decadence would be the order of the day. Dyspeptic or disgorging, the debaser in Mr. Burning Man would deign for a martini or three. They put merriment on the post-test docket and departed, each continuing their separate ways.

C is for cookie, and other Elvisian vocabulary

Elvis isn’t sure if it was centrifugal force driving him away from their apartment after a day inside, or if some centripetal element was pulling the pair towards south First, but Elvis is feeling censorious for going out last night with Emma Lee, A&B. The cavalcade started honestly enough—work until seven, then to a gallery opening around eight. The cache of art was in tucked away on North 12. The Turkey’s Nest was cathartic, and the beer hall served up dinner, but Emma Lee keeps carping on her un-canny (meaning not thrifty) decision to have a third drink at Monkey Town. The youthful bartender was perhaps even more callow than she, and when she asked for something with St. Germain, she had a few cavil suggestions and carped on the beverage more than she should’ve. But what was done was done, and the contrite consumer drank it down. Emma Lee maintained the credulity she’d be in bed by one AM until well after that complaisant hour, at that point she was actually cozen to pick up a picture-taker at the bar. The convivial fellow joined their coterie, and Elvis capitulated to the goodtimes around 1:30, and ended up at a pretty fun party in a capacious back yard on South First.

Emma Lee wasn’t drunk last night, but Elvis worries about her cerebration and her ready cession to booze and good times. Was the night’s chaffing worth a fuzzy head this morning? While she circumscribed the charlatans, the churlish, and the chauvinists of the burg, she allowed herself a bit of self-chicanery by trailing the A&B all night, and felt was if she was, if not  a cipher, at least the last third of a trike.  In theory, she is more chary about her time, wallet, and liver. Perhaps this cloying display of connivance deserves consummate repercussions, a condign headache for her lack of liquid continence.  Last night’s colloquy deserves this morning’s comeuppance, correct? If nothing else, it will be a cogent reason for her to stay in all day. She will cogitate her actions at the gym, and with some celerity, let’s hope Elvis and Emma Lee get back in the game.

elvis brings you the letter “B”

Another installation of GRE vocab from Brooklyn Elvis.

“B” is for Brooklyn.

This afternoon, Elvis and Emma Lee met up with a young’un for a nice cup of coffee with some badinage with the blithe youth from Providence, RI. They discussed the young’uns bivouac (a corner of Sunset Park dressed up as South Park Slope, a title that belies the true neighborhood). Emma Lee dispatched advice about New York’s more baneful characteristics, and how to avoid becoming bilious on the city’s more bellicose days. Emma Lee is no barrister, but she knows a thing or two about Brooklyn and the job market for the under-25 set. She explained that while there was no secret course to a chest of bullion, with a little brooking, a boon or two, a few beneficent friends, and a benison for good measure, New York could be a pretty beatific place.

Their discussion turned bluff, by the end of the convo they bandied about literary mags. Occasionally things turned bawdy, but Emma Lee held her tongue to keep from calling any certain literary editors blowhards or to besmirch them in any major way. Screw their privileged social networks, vast vocabularies and total recall of Wiggenstein. The dudes are bugaboos with nice haircuts.

That was this afternoon. Now it’s 6, and the sky looks baleful. Elvis shrugs. The clouds do not bode well for bike rides on The Great White Hope (Emma Lee’s new vintage Peugot ten-speed), but Elvis does a good rendition of “Singing in the Rain,” whether bedraggled or not. Elvis, and his bedizen self, look good in the rain.

Elvis studies for the GRE’s, and the Letter A

Elvis and Emma Lee are considering graduate programs in creative writing or architectural theory (which is to say, the gamut) for the fall of 2009. In either case, it is required that they pass the Graduate Record Examinations, or GRE, with flying colors. Studying for this examination has been a real time drain, even more than the vacay to North Carolina, and it has kept Elvis and Emma Lee away from the internet and in stacks of vocabulary and right triangle. The blogging abeyance makes them both sad, so, with a certain aplomb, Elvis has decided to practice some GRE vocabulary with his internet audience. Enjoy!

Elvis and THE A’s.

The acme of Elvis’s day was the Swedish chocolate ball that the suitor gave Emma Lee in Union Square. Elvis was surprised by the Swede’s adroitness at candymaking—there was an ambroisa-like Iranian candy also included in the clear tiny bag. Emma Lee acceded to try them both, but only with the aegis of privacy—she dropped them in her bag for later, so she could abstemiously try them in her kitchen. Acrimony was absent from the get together, rather their date was full of amity and a certain amount of adulation. But there was also some self-admonishment—the Swede had addled his schedule for the day, and his friend was arriving at the Newark Liberty International Airport one hour earlier—so rather than brunch at Brenner’s, the pair took an ambulatory breakfast through the Union Square farmer’s market. It was an apposite activity for the sunny morning, and Emma Lee paid assiduous attention to the selection at each pastry tent before selecting two scones (blueberry) for their meal. Emma Lee was initially concerned when she adverted to some of her more Brooklyn-based popculture reference with the semi-bookish Francophile, but she need not have been: his ready assurance allayed her fears of obscurity.

After the chocolate (Emma Lee: “I thought swedes made meatballs, not chocolate balls?” Swede: “Oh, as long as it is in ball form, you are fine.”), a close second was listening to the argot of Boston through a thick-ish Swedish/French accent. It was wicked funny.

62.Grab your Kiffeyeh, it’s time for the desert

Elvis spent the whole week watching Emma Lee write a chapter about the DESERT. Specifically, Israel and Egypt in the mid 1950s. They went to the NYPL yesterday and read “Rivers in the Desert,” a history of the Negev desert settlements, from cover to cover. It was really neat, Elvis especially liked the idea of the wadi.

It’s hot enough to be the desert in Brooklyn this week. HEAT WAVE. Good thing that Elvis and Emma Lee are off to go camping in the Rockaways. Wish them luck!