Elvis has always relied on the kindness of strangers

Last night, Elvis and Emma Lee were sprinting down Park Slope’s 5th Avenue, trying to get to the Union Street subway before the rain sunk to bone level. As they picked their way between the puddles,  a dude started catcalling. “Miss! Miss!” The midnight rain was serious business, there were few other fools on the street, and Emma Lee remembers thinking “not the time, buddy”…but the hollerer kept hollering. Finally, she turned around and saw two guys and two umbrellas, one of which was cocked to 90 degrees and pointing straight at her. “Really?” She doubled back, never having been so happy to see a $5 sucker, the curved plastic handle and flimsy stalk of the midtown corner vendors. “Really. We have two, and you’re getting soaked.”

Sometimes, New Yorkers are good ones.

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While giving props to the man on the street, Elvis also has to tip a hat to the friends in his life. Emma Lee’s friends have stepped up bigtime in this moment of mild tragedy (read: bad break up), with hugs, pasta del mar, desserts (current tally: a box of chocolate, a cupcake, two chocolate bars, two pints of ice cream, three mint juleps, a beer and a martini), and fairly convincing assurances that life will go all right.

The Cinco

Last night, Elvis celebrated Cinco de Mayo and Laur’s natal day with a bevy of revelers at Vera Cruz of Bklyn. Not exactly the most authentic Mex, even on the northside of Williamsburg (La Superior! Yo te amo!) but it was good to sit at a red-checkered table cloth with another fifteen people that were glad the Mexicans had that revolution of theirs. Elvis and Emma Lee sat next to a liquor distributor who, which puffing up his chest feathers for the table of pretty young things (shots all around! and no patron, give me 100% agave!) did some kind of three-figure damage to his AmEx. Whoops, delicious.

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Elvis vs. winter

It’s a good thing Elvis just got back from Vegas (post forthcoming), and will be going to Arizona in a few weeks to crush on Frank Lloyd Wright and Ken Griffey Jr., because this snowbird has had it up to his neck with New York’s harsh winter of 2008-2009. Just look at this morning’s scenario:

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Good thing Emma Lee has provisions that’ll last a twenty-five year old writer and a diminiutive version of the king of rock and roll all week. Bundle up!

Chef Boyard-E hits Brooklyn

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Last week’s big adventure was cooking dinner for eighteen in Emma Lee’s Brooklyn pad. There weren’t as many pots, nor as many pans as he needed, but he managed to do a mostly vegan, mostly japanese meal that didn’t leave anyone too hungry. The Gang, more or less:

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In other news, far flung ghosts have been calling out hellos: Santa Fe, Washington DC, and a fellow that courted Miss Emma Lee during the last months of her freshman year of college. Blasts from the past, indeed.  An anticipated encounter is coming, as the most recent Seattle-to-Bklyn transplant is no other than her second date.  The first, another story for another time, but the second was fiasco enough: thirteen year olds sneaking into Saving Private Ryan. Underage readers: don’t fake your way into war films. Things will go badly.

Dr. Faber-Castell’s quick fix

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Elvis and Emma Lee have been feeling a little long-in-the-mouth this week. The job’s a’draggin, the head cold’s lingering, and, well, there’s a good chance that Emma Lee will get dumped tonight around 11 pm. Whether or not the ax falls (she sincerely hopes it won’t), The Days of Waiting, overlaying the Weeks of Not Breathing Through Her Nose have put her in a dour mood. Elvis illustrates the sentiment, although, much like the time when Emma Lee drew her disillusionment, the drawing—up until 3 last night drawing the tin can—helped a blue streak. Thank you, Dr. F-C, for your fabulous pencils.

Happy belated, EP

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Emma Lee, the scatterbrain that she is, missed Elvis’s birthday this year. She was busy making a carrotcake with blue frosting (go Mets!) for Blondie’s 26th, eating dim sum in Flushing, Queens (Jade Palace: go, and get there at 11 AM, practicing her sabotage techniques (spontaneous crying is quite the booby trap); and watching movies about art .She hopes Elvis will forgive with well-intentioned pen and ink.

Recent natal days and all, she’s feeling pretty low tonight… still nursing a cold that came after the 20º polar bear swim Jan 1 at Coney, got in a fight with the New BF, and had to say goodbye all over again to Diana Ross. It doesn’t help she saw a ghost on the train tonight, got a call from one two days ago, and ran into a third last week at Redd’s. So she’ll probably watch an hour about American Art with Vincent Scully, then go to bed. Elvis may get jealous for lack of attention, but he’ll pull through.

adios, 08

elvis_works After a week in Seattle and a few days of getting-back-into-things New York chores, Elvis is dipping his toes back into the icy waters of his Brooklyn freelance existence. Beside the predicted wind-chill of 0º at midnight, what awaits him in the New Year? Emma Lee knows she will be getting some big news that’s bound to shake things up, about books and graduate schools and boys, but for Elvis, a rock icon that’s had his calendar cleared for thirty-one years, just about anything could be coming his way, via Brooklyn. How does he feel about the uncertainty of the new year? He smiles at Emma Lee and says: Bring it.

Elvis wishes you a merry Christmas

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Elvis and Emma Lee traveled to Seattle for the holidays, arriving just before 13″ of snow. Elvis plans to petition Mayor Nickels, as his week was plagued by six-to-thirty inch piles of slush and snow in most of the city’s major arterials because someone in city hall is worried about SALT getting into the local body of SALT WATER. With nothing but a little sand to de-ice the roads, driving in hilly Seattle was all but  impossible. And the bus service was awful, routes canceled left and right. Mayor Nickels, your crappy snow day policy almost ruined Christmas. Some of the more dramatic driving conditions:

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But enough griping. Emma Lee learned how to put chains on a Jetta, got a good recipe for meatloaf, and got to play with her four-legged niece. Elvis did a puzzle of a Benson painting he knew from the RISD Museum, had the best bacon of his life, and is going back to New York with two pounds of Lighthouse Coffee. He may have missed some people he liked in Seattle due to inclimate weather, but with due diligence and a couple bus transfers, he saw everyone he loved for at least a couple hours. So, Elvis steps off his soapbox, takes his fuzzy red hat in his hand, and wishes all his readers a happy holiday season, and all the best in the New Year.

Elvis under an Obama adminstration

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As polls opened on Election 2008, Emma Lee and Elvis were too nervous to write their book(s), so they spent the morning making a state electoral cookie map. Here’s some early returns. Pictured: New England (democrat, blue), West Virginia (republican, red). Sugar cookies from the Joy of Cooking, 1943 edition; brought into the 21st century with ginger cream cheese frosting.

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When Barry hit 270, there were grins and champagne all around, backslaps and hugs…even a few tears for the the youngun’s at Blondie’s that had never voted for a winner. On the way home, riding the Great White Hope down Bedford, the exultant crowd parted for Emma Lee and Elvis, hooting and high-fiving as they rode by. Emma Lee, decked out in red, white, and blue, felt a little like winged victory, espeically when a dude grabbed her handle bars and kissed her, I’m-going-to-the-Navy style. Then she ran into a rockstar she knew, who pedalled the young lady home.

Tuesday night was a good one for Elvis, Brooklyn, and the whole of the US. Except, of course, if you were one of the pirates on Bedford that got arrested. Even the biggest victory is bittersweet.

New Times, New York

This week, Elvis went to his first architectural league lecture (Craig Dykers and Snøhetta have made some very nice buildings), saw his first John Adams opera (Dr. Atomic at the Met), and made his first spray-paint tiger (JS’s costume for Halloween). He also wrote a bunch, but not of the new book, and made minestrone (another first). Today’s victory was buying the last pair of sideburns at Ricky’s (for Emma Lee).

In other news, while the temps have yet to dip below freezing, he’s already making snowbird plans to go to Phoenix for Spring Training next March. A trip to Taliesin is a given, but what’s still up in the air is: MEXICO

In celebration of Halloween, Elvis with a giant pumpkin.

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Also, Studs Terkel just died. This is very sad, but he lived a good, long life. Ninety-six last May. If Elvis had to have a new ghost on Halloween, he’d pick him.