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Elvis wishes you a merry Christmas

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Elvis and Emma Lee traveled to Seattle for the holidays, arriving just before 13″ of snow. Elvis plans to petition Mayor Nickels, as his week was plagued by six-to-thirty inch piles of slush and snow in most of the city’s major arterials because someone in city hall is worried about SALT getting into the local body of SALT WATER. With nothing but a little sand to de-ice the roads, driving in hilly Seattle was all but  impossible. And the bus service was awful, routes canceled left and right. Mayor Nickels, your crappy snow day policy almost ruined Christmas. Some of the more dramatic driving conditions:

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But enough griping. Emma Lee learned how to put chains on a Jetta, got a good recipe for meatloaf, and got to play with her four-legged niece. Elvis did a puzzle of a Benson painting he knew from the RISD Museum, had the best bacon of his life, and is going back to New York with two pounds of Lighthouse Coffee. He may have missed some people he liked in Seattle due to inclimate weather, but with due diligence and a couple bus transfers, he saw everyone he loved for at least a couple hours. So, Elvis steps off his soapbox, takes his fuzzy red hat in his hand, and wishes all his readers a happy holiday season, and all the best in the New Year.

Kalifornia Kulture: the wrap up, part deux

The reason Emma Lee and Elvis live in Brooklyn, is, in short, paint. Sure, there’s plenty other reasons to call New York home… friends, a pretty decent writing gig, East River State Park, running to the Hudson early in the morning, sculpture and the constant possibility that Something Magnificent Will Happen Any Minute… but really, painting brought Emma Lee to Brooklyn in the first place (a gig at the Metropolitan), and it has kept them here.

So what’s doing in California? If painting were out of the equation, she could be living somewhere as far flung as Uptown Port Townsend right now, definetely within spitting of the Pacific. But art and culture do matter these days, so Emma Lee and Elvis went scouting on their trip out west to see what’s doing in San Fransicso. Here’s what they found.

The New Acadmey of Sciences, across the street from their dear DeYoung. It was overrun with six year olds (Elvis recommends knee pads and shin guards both), but the amazonian biosphere was splendid, as was the green green roof. The scuba diver was exciting, and the penguin demo adorable, but the underground aquarium had already sprung a leak and made all parties want to breath into a paper bag.

The manta ray the CAS touted wasn’t near as cool as the one that Elvis, Emma Lee and the Little FIsh saw a few days later at the Albany Bowl. Nature in Nature! Or rather, Nature eating the slime off a pile of earthquake-refuse-cum-peninsula dotted with a varietal of all-but-burned effigies that reminded Elvis of Burning Man, man.

Speaking of art made of trash, the best stuff Elvis saw at the gallery buidling at 49 Geary was on the second floor, the Jeremy Mora show at Mark Wolfe Contemporary. It was a step away from Isaac Brock’s tiny cities made of ashes…little paper homes, perched precarious atop on rocky outcrops of Styrofoam and assorted crap. In gallery light, the hard wax still looked slick, threatening like some paraffin mud slide to return the tiny TIms —and us with them—to the muck that the tiny structures had risen above. It’s more than minitature that made Mora enjoyable, his humor made them right, warts and all. The glitter and gold helped.


Elvis visited SFMoMA and the Bay Area Now 5 at Yerba Buena. At both institutions, his stocks stayed firmly around his ankles, his laces tightly knotted. Just around the corner, however, Elvis just about lost his shit for the Xanadu Foundation. The international folk art gallery is fine and good, but it is housed in the original Morris Gift Shop, the 1948 Frank Lloyd Write building that followed its big brother Guggenheim into a spiral-ramped, circle-windowed world of architectural goodness.

The verdict? LACMA is an hour twenty away by plane, and had enough of the paint that Elvis thought he could find his art fix out west. But in the meantime, he’s going to go to an architectural league lecture tonight, the editions/art book fair this weekend. He’s going to dress up as a great white shark for Halloween, check out the Montebello tribute show, and be thankful that he lives in Brooklyn.

Elvis’s California wrap-up, part 1: NATURE

A week back from the Left Coast, Elvis finally had time to edit some pics from California. A few highlights, arranged under the subheads of nature and culture. A third, important bullet would be “friends”–Emma Lee has been losing a long, slow war of friend attrition to the Bay Area–but none seemed keen to be photoged with Elvis. Still, a shout out for hospitality to Diana Ross, the Little Fish (and birthday beau), Dr. Faye, Rockie, Dan the Man, and Senator Murphy (Dem-LA). Elvis misses them like whoa.

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The Little Fish, Dr. Lil, Elvis and Emma Lee loaded up the biodiesel Benz and drove up to Point Reyes their first day in town. It was too windy for the lighthouse (it’s the windiest place on the west coast, the day’s winds were sustained at 48, gusts to 63 mph), but they drove to the point anyway. Note the deer below (Elvis didn’t want to get too close, lest he scare the perilously perched critter):

On the other hand, Elvis had no qualms about scaring the cows on Ranch B, one of the 150 year old steads on the way out to the point:

There were some in-city sights as well. One day, while friends were working/studying/getting sued, Elvis walked the entire Bay trail, from the Embarcadero to the Golden Gate Bridge. He stopped for a nice view of Alcatraz:

He made it all the way to Crissy Field and Fort Point (?), and snapped the below pick of the beloved Golden, before getting plenty lost in the Presido. With the help of Rockie and a SF municipal bus, he made it out in one piece with only a little panic.

It was a week after Pt. Reyes that they went hiking again (in between: a jog to the ocean and plenty of culture), but Elvis closed his trip with a hike on Mt. Tam:

Things sure are pretty there.

Part 2, Culture, TK.

elvis is in california…

Yesterday they drove to Point Reyes in a 1981 biodiesel Mercedes; this morning Elvis, Emma and Dr. Lil ran to the Pacific. Life is beautiful out here. Details forthcoming.

Elvis considers the role of nature in his daily life

Yesterday, Elvis and Emma Lee climbed Mt. Vesuvius Corrected with their aunts. Wedged somewhere between Ft. Detrick and Camp David in western MD, the leafy slope made him question why he spends so much time in Brooklyn and other major urban centers. Trees are wonderful, truly wonderful.

elvis is back.

Goodness, gracious, it’s been a long time. Elvis had a great, restful week in Wilmington, North Carolina. He and Emma Lee hung out with their two favorite Tar Heels, the Jersey Girl and the creator of the Apocaloft ™. The five of them—it was, halleluyah, a full house!—ate vegan delights, drank beers on docks, rode bikes slowly down streets lined with live oaks and Spanish moss, and pretended to be beach bums. There was a trip to Carolina Beach for 70 year old donuts (below), a dizzying dune adventure in the 100 degree heat (also below), and a good deal of discussion about contemporary literature (a picture of that would be boring). Oh, and a stellar pulled pork sandwich (below). They know how to use a gallon of vinegar down there.

61. Elvis cues the strings

Elvis saw the NY Philharmonic last night in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park. He and Emma Lee rode bicylces, and then ate olive bread and listened to Finlandia. It was wonderful. They were really close to staying at home, but were sure glad they didn’t.

Before that, Elvis had a busy week of travel. He spent a couple days in the Hamptons, in the house where Arthur Miller and Marilyn Monroe spent one unsuccessful summer. Morning runs to the beach, and dinner of grilled halibut in an architecturally notable house. Elvis loves early Richard Meier. And peaches on beaches.

Elvis also went to New Haven to hang out with Emma Lee’s college roommates. The crew (Fitz the Yorkipoo in tow) went to Guillford to look at water and talk about their lives since the last time they saw each other, which was easter of 2007. It looks pretty there. One of Emma Lee’s old roommates is studying to be a gyno, so the King of Rock and Roll learned a whole lot about what could go wrong with his female reproductive system.