Category Archives: elvis and company

They call it puppy love

Whether it’s puppy love or dog lust, Elvis and Emma Lee have been pining for a four-legger for a while now. It’s lead to some awkward moments: stop and squeals on the sidewalk, pupshots on the new phone, air kisses blown to oblivious canines. Bulldogs pull in first, followed by Frenchies and the solid Golden. It’s been established that the horizontal duplex is not the right home for a pooch, but they’re hoping all the same.  Emma Lee tips her hat to the lucky New Yorker, who can live with a dog’s worth of dander lining their tiny apartment. Curl your lip all you’d like, Emma Lee says, “that’s the fucking life.”

Elvis is on Twitter

Check it: twitter.com/brooklynelvis

Happy Happy New New

Elvis wasn’t expecting to spend the start of Twenty Ten with Marty Markowitz at Grand Army Plaza, but there he was, a Dixie cup of champagne in hand and a smile on his face. While Marty barked in the new year, Elvis’s toothy grin was lit up by the  fireworks popping above the great lawn. They were not high, big, nor long, but the pyrotechnics, viewed through the freezing rain and bare trees of Prospect Park’s northern entry, were a lovely way to begin the new decade with Emma Lee and her beau. New Year’s toasts were followed by  a less-lovely, more frostbitten dip into the Atlantic with Emma, Beau, and the Coney Island’s Polar Bears. The longstanding tradition felt more like a dirty baptismal than anything else, but Elvis spiritedly darted across the frozen sand and plunged in with the rest of the pasty revelers. This year, he’ll need all the good-luck dunks he can get.

Chef Boyard-E hits Brooklyn

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Last week’s big adventure was cooking dinner for eighteen in Emma Lee’s Brooklyn pad. There weren’t as many pots, nor as many pans as he needed, but he managed to do a mostly vegan, mostly japanese meal that didn’t leave anyone too hungry. The Gang, more or less:

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In other news, far flung ghosts have been calling out hellos: Santa Fe, Washington DC, and a fellow that courted Miss Emma Lee during the last months of her freshman year of college. Blasts from the past, indeed.  An anticipated encounter is coming, as the most recent Seattle-to-Bklyn transplant is no other than her second date.  The first, another story for another time, but the second was fiasco enough: thirteen year olds sneaking into Saving Private Ryan. Underage readers: don’t fake your way into war films. Things will go badly.

The change Elvis wants to see.

Elvis was trying to get some work done when he looked out his window and saw: pink. The sky went lavender towards Staten, when he pressed up against the kitchen’s screen window he saw a turquoise spreading north, towards midtown. Two shoes, some keys and he was off, sprinting to the water for the tail end of a sunset so pretty he wanted to exclaim. He sent text messages with exclamation points instead. Walking home, Elvis sighed at his good, watery fortune. Twice on the banks of the east East River today, once on a pier into the Hudson, twice over the bridge (once running, once riding the Great White Hope). It was lot of water for one man, and it was a good day.