Whether it’s puppy love or dog lust, Elvis and Emma Lee have been pining for a four-legger for a while now. It’s lead to some awkward moments: stop and squeals on the sidewalk, pupshots on the new phone, air kisses blown to oblivious canines. Bulldogs pull in first, followed by Frenchies and the solid Golden. It’s been established that the horizontal duplex is not the right home for a pooch, but they’re hoping all the same. Emma Lee tips her hat to the lucky New Yorker, who can live with a dog’s worth of dander lining their tiny apartment. Curl your lip all you’d like, Emma Lee says, “that’s the fucking life.”
